Sweaty Texan

When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands

I was at my boy seans house the other night and he gave me a sweaty texan

by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 30, 2022

sweaty panda

When a fat interracial couple uses their sweat as lube

Yo your mom was my sweaty panda last night

by Tellmewhatsyourhandle November 12, 2021

Sweaty Pigs

When your feet aggressively sweat from doing coke

Damn, skiing made my pigs sweaty.

I got some sweaty pigs

by SkellyKee October 15, 2021

sweaty zane

this is the act of having constant homosexual feelings, and urges to stick ur penis up another mans glory whole.

"Dude did u hear patrick has been haing sweaty zane recently"
"no that sucks"

by millerlyssikatos February 25, 2009

Sweaty Seconds

Where your buddy brings a girl to your place and he has sex with her and then asks if you want to have sex with her later

Guy1:I brought her from the club, she is awesome, do you want her?

Guy2: No i dont like sweaty seconds

by nirwana February 22, 2009

Sweaty Pie

When your girl comes home after the gym and wants you to go down on her but it smells like old fish soup and dead cats.

My girlfriend made me take a trip to munchtown and I can't get the smell of sweaty pie out of my beard!

by KKMFR May 29, 2019

Sweaty Lava

The act of having sex in a hot tub with a menstruating woman.

We just performed Sweaty Lava, it was gross.

by Zero Sama January 2, 2017