Suicide

The act of taken your life. As a way to escape, stop hurting and many more reasons. But the truth is. Suicide is a permanent solution for a temporary problem. So please don’t do it. I love you ! You’re never going though anything alone ! Stay strong ! You can make it though this ! I believe in you ! 💗

Suicide - Permanent action for a short problem.

by OldBlue October 3, 2019

Suicide

Self report.

Damn, after his divorce he committed Self report.
Smh, don't use self report as a synonym for suicide, that's just uncultured.

by amongusfunnymoment February 2, 2021

Suicide

A way of escaping problems (probably not worth it tho)

Remember suicide is always a way to solve problems.

by Crikey Mate it's Ali-a August 14, 2018

suicidal

Something SO incredibly awesome, so as to be termed "suicidal."

"Dude - Unicorns are SO suicidal..."
"Yeah man, they are totally magical."

by juxtalux December 11, 2009

Suicide

The act of diving from the foot of your bed or a near by dresser. Hopefully landing inside the vagina or anal cavity. There is a risk of missing therefore the name suicide.

I totaly pulled of a suicide on youe mom last nite.

by Suicide_King February 28, 2008

Suicide

Never the right thing to do. No matter what, it's NEVER the right thing, no matter what you think. Suicide is for quitters and idiots who don't want to deal with the few problems of the every day world.

Jeff... don't commit suicide. You're not a quitter...

Sam: I'm done... gonna commit suicide...
Mark: What are you? An idiot?

by StelleWolf June 14, 2010

Suicide

something you ask siri when you want to die laughing

Hey siri suicide

by Hoker god January 12, 2018