sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.
You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.
by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010
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Namekian Dick Suck

When three women put their mouth over a man's (or namekian's) penis. Two girls put their mouth over half his lower penis sucking it on each side. The other one is upside-down sucking the head of the penis with her legs hanging on the guy's shoulders and her ass facing the guy's face.
Dude, I went to the club last night, and I picked up three girls. Then gave me a Namekian Dick Suck! It was awesome!
by Triple ExXx April 08, 2009
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dick sucking teeth

when a female or male has messed up or “jacked up” teeth because of how much they suck dick
girl 1: her teeth all jacked up
girl 2: i’m sayin, she got dick sucking teeth

girl 1: she ain’t know how to give head
by bathtub queen May 31, 2020
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Joe mama sucked my dick

A counter attack to opponent when he says "Who's Joe Mama?"
P1: Joe
P2: Who's Joe?
P1: Joe mama
P2: Who's Joe mama?
P1: Joe mama sucked my dick
by Notmelol123 March 14, 2022
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Fuck you and suck my dick!

A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.

While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.
"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.

- Fuck you and suck my dick!

I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!

- Fuck you and suck my dick!
by de-pube September 28, 2022
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Anal dick sucking

when a individual crawls inside another individuals rectum, with the mouth facing out the butthole. Then a last individual fucks the anal, and the individual inside the rectum sucks the dick.
"dude, i got the serious anal dick sucking last night"
"my friend wants in on some anal dick sucking with us, u up?"
by craycraypussydog January 30, 2020
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