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Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.
note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.
Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.
note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.
Yo my man just gave me the Sneaky Castro last night so I gave him the old Micheal Strahan!
as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!
as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!
by RedDan69 March 11, 2011
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1 that girl i had sex with last night had the biggest vigina it wasn't even sex. i just materialised through that stargate.
2 My wife has a stargate my kids practicly cart wheeled out.
3 I have yet to meet a Oregon women with out a stargate in the pants
2 My wife has a stargate my kids practicly cart wheeled out.
3 I have yet to meet a Oregon women with out a stargate in the pants
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My wife came home early from work and caught me stargazing over the hall way mirrior. I wiped all the fog from it but she still made me throw it out, and I have a lot of explaining to do.
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