slouchebag

a cross between a d-bag and a slut

1: im gonna "have some fun" with ur bf
2: u slouchebag!!

by Mochrange June 12, 2010

Slouch-pack

Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.

Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"

Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."

"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"

by Lord of the Skeens April 22, 2010

Slouche Bag

Combination of "Sleaze Bag" and "Douche Bag" that you say when furiously trying to describe someone you loathe and can't decide which term you want to use, so they come out at the same time.

So Becca, how'd your date go?" "Don't fuckin' get me started... he kept trying to get me to "try the long island iced tea" because "they make it really good here". He tipped the bartender to keep putting too much booze in my drinks. Then he offered to pay my cab fare on the condition that I was going back to his apartment. He was such a fucking... sl... d... slouche bag!

by Pretley Sanders August 27, 2010

Slouch-pack

When someone slouches over for a long period of time, they have two or three lines appear on their stomach making them look as if they have a six-pack (at a quick glance, woah).

Slouch-pack, more like! When do you do anything physical?!

by Tommy van Dale July 12, 2011

Slouchery

The act of slouching.

What's with all this slouchery at work?! We don't pay you to laze about!

by CooCoosNest August 29, 2011

Spouch

The combination of a spouse who cheated or a spouse who is a grouch. One you commonly refer to as a "dick" therefor can also be refereed to as a crotch. Hence spouch.

That's my former spouch.
You are a being a spouch, hun.
In the court documents i just put a "total spouch"

by kiddolestrange January 11, 2013

Stotched

Adj., to be placed and held against your will in a social stereotype or judgement, with no idea of how or why you even apply to said social group in the first place

I'm goth, but I got stotched in with the emo kids. What the...
Just because I wear Polo doesn't make me a prep. Don't stotch me in with those people.

by Steel Angel Opera February 6, 2013