Stiff

A way to describe something as nice, cool, or awesome. It’s also synonymous with “hard”.

Yo that’s stiff bro.

by Muazar May 30, 2022

Stiff Slick

The act of sipping an ice cold, slightly briny martini while receiving a blow job.

I've asked for a stiff slick for my birthday.

by Amazing Ann Smith January 12, 2024

Stiff

The way to describe someone hard

hey Travis!
what?
You're Stiff

by gamermanxd1 October 13, 2020

Stiff

Meaning of looking good, drip going too hard

Friends:*buys new clothes *
Me: bro your outfit is stiff asf

by Caleb Morales March 14, 2019

Stiffness

When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.

Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.

by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018

Stiff

U don’t feel comfortable kissing or doing any thing whist in a relation ship

He is soooo stiff

by Ur mums grans dad April 1, 2020

stiff rug

When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"

I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....

by WinksMcgee June 27, 2016