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Steven Universe

He's that teen who has PTSD in Steven Universe Future, yeah him. He's a hybrid gem (half human half gem) and his mom is Pink Diamond. His friends are also gems, and some are humans. He's been attacked by multiple random gems and has accepted death 3 times. Give him love please, Rebecca.
Are you Steven Universe? The son of Pink Diamond who left me in that goddamn GARDEN for 6000 years!?
by ADHD stan February 1, 2020
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Adam And Steve

A term used by mega christian homophobes on Facebook. Often accommodated by a laughing minion in a sepia tone. Anybody who says this unironically has most likely never said a single original thing in their lives.
Son: Dad... im gay.
Suddenly you hear intense running up the stairs. The door bursts.
Mom: GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
Suddenly, 1 Million different facebook moms climb out of the walls, vents, break the windows.
They all chant "God created adam and eve not adam and steve" Each time the compliment each other for the funny and original joke.
Really, The dad and son should have expected this. After the mother sold her soul to luelaroe and bought 47 bibles for each family member, it was clear they lost her a long time ago.
by Electrik man July 19, 2020
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Steve the Red Pikmin

The red, ravaging warrior creature (half plant, half animal) that arose from the ground. He and his 998 brothers will destroy any Bulborb that gets in the way, using his long nose to jab his face in the body of the enemy creature. Likes nectar. Made by Chuggaaconroy, and designed by Nintendo.
Effective against: Fire
Ineffective against: Anything else
From Pikmin 2
Chuggaaconroy: STEVE!!!!!!
Little brother watching: Who is He screaming at?
Me: Steve the Red Pikmin
by OrenjiNoKabikon October 2, 2016
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Disco steve

The philosophy behind the afro crocodile. inspired by stevie wonder. Disco steve is a mean motherfucker who aint taken no shit from nobody.
Abreviated to DXS on occasion.
'what would disco steve do' (From dusk till dawn)
by bridgewood May 16, 2006
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sober steve

A person who refuses to partake in any form of drug taking, in particular when drugs are easily available.
It may also refer to a person who is under the influence of alcohol/weed and is acting silly,naive or immature. In this context it is used sarcasticly.
A person who is drinking an alcoholic beverage very slowly may also be called "Sober Steve".
Hey man why don't you stop being such a Sober Steve? I mean you can't come the whole way to amsterdam and not smoke some pot?
by Mark23122 March 4, 2008
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creamy steven

1. John - Wow, nice teeth!
Jeremy - Yeah, I dropped the toothpaste and took up creamy stevens!

2. Ed - Dammit! Out of toothpaste! Better get my jizz ready for a creamy steven!
by Ryami March 18, 2008
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squidgy steve

a totally hardcore badass with a beard
by squidgums March 2, 2009
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