Chair Stalking

The act of hunting for a vacant chair and table to become free in a food restaurant, shopping precinct, cafe, etc. Usually in groups of two or more. Requires good eyesight and quick reflexes! Other people will compete as well.

Ged had bought his meal and was now stalking The chairs of people who looked like they might be about to leave. However, he has also noticed other chair stalking folk lurking close by, so he has to act fast!

by Kimi1984 January 3, 2011

live stalking

When a player on XBox live joins in on other players' games over and oever again to try to plow through the player. typically happens when this player has lost to the other player so, they feel they must exact some revenge on them.

Player 1: "Hey look, its a DBW on the other team. He must be live stalking us again.

by Sideboob<cleavage September 4, 2010

Stalking Farts

To leave an area to fart but it follows back to the area with the person

Well at least I walked out the car, it's not like I knew I had the Stalking Farts

by BAL612 August 28, 2015

Stalk Blogging

Is when a Fellow Blogger, who Follows you, re-blogs or re-posts almost All Your Content in their feed from you.
Not necessarily a Bad Thing (they do appreciate your content) --- but it gets to be a bit deja vu when you are looking in your feed (if you follow them).

This guy is stalk blogging me - he must really like my posts.

by Tankai July 1, 2014

Hyper stalk

To obsessively stalk someone

A:hey you’ve seen Harry styles new post

B: yea lol I’ve seen all

A:wow are you hyper stalking him

by Vona April 30, 2020

table-stalking

When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.

When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.

Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!

Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.

by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 22, 2010

mentally stalking

when you are constantly thinking about someone.. and whenever someone brings them up you think of all the things they have said/ done with you.. so not stalking in the creepy way just continuously thinking about someone

god i always catch myself mentally stalking matt

by Destiny547 February 7, 2019