Squash Door

Tiny square door that allows one to enter a squash court.

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo: "Why did they make this squash door so freakin small??"
Billy Bo Dean: "Because if they were regular size, we would tear the space time continuum... Duh"

by Chester Huntington October 4, 2008

Squash Punting

The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.

"I'm bored, let's go squash punting."

by Graffen November 9, 2011

dirty squash

A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.

We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!

by Sam Ardin September 10, 2010

spaghetti squash

A mediocre clarinet player that's acting like a little bitch.

Shut the fuck up, spaghetti squash.

by HorseDemonKing May 6, 2014

Oh my Squash

To say when you have absolutely nothing else to say. Also to say when your mother makes squash for dinner the fifth time in a row.

Oh my squash!! I squashed my squash!

by TsideApe August 29, 2013

squashing

A sexual act that involves a large person jumping or falling onto the partner, therefore crushing that person with their immensity.

Some huge kinky girl was squashing me with her big giant self.. it was amazing.

by Hila February 7, 2008

Squishyface

A) Someone with a face that can be squished like mush by hands
B) When a face is squished into a kissing motion

*Hands mush cheeks together of opposing person*
"Awww you're a squishyface!"

by Sexypants17 June 30, 2009