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Squire

A based individual, a Squire is one who is incredibly posh within their linguistic division, using larger words on purpose even in the most chill environments, Squires also have the multi-Squire Constitution, naming rules that all Squires must follow. As of July 27th 2023, the Constitution has 164 sections. When used within this context, the S in Squire must be capitalized, otherwise you are talking about something else, even if you aren't.
"Holy fuckerdoo!, Billy's so fucking based! Is he a Squire!?"
by Upright Almond July 27, 2023
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Squire

Aye shup squire
by Cockblockyarbar September 12, 2023
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Squired

Verb. When you get fucked so hard up the ass with insults from a teacher at school for them butchering the writing of a school mock exam, or several, and blaming you, your entire class, and your entire year group thereafter, for their error(s) that all you can verbalise about the situation is "we got squired". The teacher takes no responsibility for their actions, and shifts the blame to a fully functioning group of 18 year-olds instead for the teacher's lack of social intelligence and proof-reading of a high-stakes school exam.
Student 1: "Oi, miss, why'd I get Merit in my Trigonometry paper for a question that you wrote incorrectly?"
Teacher: "It sounds like a you problem. You should've realised that years are 368 days in that context, silly!"
The entire year group: "That makes no sense, I wanna do another test."

*A few weeks later when the entire year group resits the exam*

Student 2: "Miss, I've found an error in your paper. You've marked me as Not Achieved for writing that 'the road would not be able to be crossed because the river would always be above the bridge.' Why am I wrong?"
Teacher: "Well, in this scenario, you should've realised that cars still cross the river anyway despite five metres of water being above the bridge. Sounds like a you problem and you should've read the question better!"
The entire year group: "Fuck this, get someone that can actually write a good context for a trig paper! We got squired so hard!"
by VegePatch October 2, 2023
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Squire level

1. A low budget person who is basic.

2. A “Squire level” Fender guitar is a cheap Fender guitar that is made from cheaper wood, hardware, and pickups.
Jill: O MG! That guitar salesman told me Epiphone is just as good as a proper Les Paul!
Jared: WTF?? that dude is totally Squire level.
by 2littlebooboos January 20, 2024
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Squirellingtons

That table of squirellingtons had too many espresso martinis.
by audash January 22, 2024
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Squirellin

When your ADHD Co-Worker is absent from the workspace and goes around and bullshits with others instead of doing work.

(Often referred with the term "Hey look Squirell.")
"Hey where's Ashley." Oh she's over there squirellin in Shawnas office.
by DEEZNUTZINMOUF February 24, 2025
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Shitting Squares

To be very scared about something!
by ScratchCardGlory October 15, 2006
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