squality

something that is so beat up and dirty that it is unbelievable how it came to be this way.

I cant believe the squality of your moms beef curtains?

by brakingridge April 28, 2009

butt-squelch

butt-squelch- a retard definition 2 a constint masturbater definition 3 when you are taking a dump and the toliet water splashes on yur ass

I was taking a crap after lunch and i was butt-squelched

by John Colin Ted December 4, 2004

Sequility

Combination of the words serenity and tranquility.

Brad: Fuck this place is serene and tranquil.

Ben: Yeah hows the sequility?

Trav: YEAH CUNTS!

by Brevie Power November 5, 2010

Squally

Thotties, also known as whores or sluts. Whores galore

Damn did you hear that squally Dick had an orgy in the back of a car.
Damn squallies sucked me off last night, they really know their way around a dick

by Savage beast January 5, 2015

squelch

the gross noise something makes when you squeeze it.

AH! did you hear it squelch! man, that was sick.

by marzy March 14, 2004

Squelch

The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.

"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."

by ColtPython June 20, 2009

Squale

A mix between a squirrel and a whale. Someone who has a squirrel face on a whale body. Usually a big bitch.

Douche: your a shitty ass friend
Pro: Whatever SQUALE !

by gybnu April 21, 2009