Skip to main content

Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Cheap sonofabitch. Will argue at length why s/he shouldn't have to pay for something. Mr. Pink from Resevoir Dogs. Often has few if any other friends because of reputation for cheapness. Frugal beyond practicality, cheap for its own sake.

The saying is in reference to an earlier version of the US Nickel, which had a picture of a buffalo on it. The phrase is sometimes updated as: "He'll squeeze a nickel till a booger flies out of Jefferson's nose."
"Fuckin' Randy! We all went to eat at Dennys and when the check came he paid with exact change and refused to throw in for the tip."

"Yeah, he'll squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits. That's why I'm banging his girlfriend now."
by jcasetnl April 30, 2012
mugGet the Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits mug.

Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.
1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.
by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015
mugGet the Crispy Squeeler mug.

Main Squeeze

The single most important SO out of a possible many SO's (Signifigant Others).
"I wanna be Eggman's Main Squeeze."
by JaeaJ August 12, 2017
mugGet the Main Squeeze mug.

my main squeeze

Your best friend, home skillet, buddy for life, homie home dog, home skillet biscuit, friend for life,usually of Mexican heritage, around 5 feet tall, often named Andrea because you guys are BFFS and he/she is the real MVP. All in all, your uber duper extra best friend.
Yo that girl Andrea is my main squeeze, we been friends since all the way back in 2010
by Thugmaster3k October 7, 2015
mugGet the my main squeeze mug.

Lemon Squeeze

The act of squeezing a mans balls with such intensity that he passes out from the pain and sexual stimulation, then proceeds to urinate all over himself.
That bitch put the Lemon Squeeze on him so hard it looked like he was swimming in a kiddie pool.
by RoughandTumble May 20, 2014
mugGet the Lemon Squeeze mug.

man squeeze

@ebrake yeah, why don't you put together a Tea Party get-together in Florida and jack-off all over the crowd like at a sweet GWAR show too? That would be great and would definitely send a message. People would be stoked to bask in your MAN SQUEEZE.
by duskins December 9, 2010
mugGet the man squeeze mug.

dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
mugGet the dildo squeeze mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email