Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

Sasquatching

The act of driving by and connecting to a bar jukebox, playing an extremely shitty song. Made famous by playing “I Fucked a Sasquatch” by the Seething Fuck Patties.

We drove around Sasquatching every bar in town last night.

by Sasquatch Jr. June 13, 2018

squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air while his sister is on top.

Bro I did the squatch position last night

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.

“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

Squachie

When you have nowhere to shit so you shit in your shoe then walk around with the shit in your shoe

Dude i had to walk all the way home from school with a squachie, it wasn't that bad.

by Sleeg Mcgee October 25, 2018

snurtching

An adjective. The abnormal uncomfortable feeling of a painful camel toe.

For example, this camel toe is snurtching

me.

by Banana0001 December 21, 2018

scratching the dj

The action of rubbing the bean.

Yeah man she was scratching the dj

by Wieneord November 23, 2019