by THE BOSS 12 July 9, 2019
Get the Spunk dumpmug. by S3xxyTeets January 4, 2019
Get the Back spunkmug. When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."
Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018
Get the Spunk Punk'dmug. Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.
The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.
by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018
Get the Spunk Deflectorsmug. by MissKitty1970 October 20, 2019
Get the Spunk Chunkmug. The icky sticky goo that you don’t want under the gooch it’s worse than shit drizzling down your cock
by Sticky turd goblin June 4, 2021
Get the Gunky spunkmug. After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.
by Chef taco May 24, 2016
Get the Spunk punchmug.