Spunk Deflectors

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.

The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.

by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018

Spunk Chunk

When you jizz on the ass of your male or female partner, scoop it up, and sling it on the wall.

After he came all over her ass, he spunk chunked it all over the bathroom wall.

by MissKitty1970 October 20, 2019

Spunk Punk'd

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."

Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.

by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018

Spunk-Lobbing

Competitive Masturbation

"If they are gonna allow climbing to be an Olympic sport, then they may as well allow spunk-lobbing" - Owen Murphy

by Dessy C July 20, 2016

waste of spunk

When someone is such a useless piece of shit, they are commonly referred to as "a waste of spunk"

Daniel you are such a ginger waste of spunk

by Drivetribe January 14, 2018

Spunk puppet

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time

Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet

by af2 January 14, 2017

cuddle spunk

Wet spot after intercourse.

Susie rolled over and laid in the cuddle spunk.

by Roscoe J November 23, 2013