Spring Wood

The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.

- Hey man, isn't springtime great?

- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...

by M.C.T. April 27, 2011

Spring Break Surprise

When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!

Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.

by SpooningCadetsWTF! May 15, 2011

spring fox

when a man wants to have sex with a hairy girl during the spring months only.

did you hear that dave is into spring foxing.

by orca sniffer January 17, 2016

springitis

The soul-crushing loss of motivation which occurs shortly after spring break. Commonly found in college students returning for the last 2 months of school. Think "senioristis" but on a much more serious scale. Common side effects include a steep increase in overall Netflix binging, a strong desire to go drink, and a sudden lack of preparedness for most upcoming exams.

My springitis has gotten so bad, I watched Netflix for 9 hours yesterday and got nothing done.

by KJaylo March 26, 2017

Springmont Montessori

A school in which the teachers have nothing more than a high school education are fat asses and sit around eating and watching children like babysitters all day. Many of them are grown into nice educated faggets you love nothing more then sucking dick.

Springmont Montessori teaches you how to be a pussy.

by Springmont Montessori December 11, 2018

Springburn

A area in north east glasgow in scotland notorious for gangs called neds that wear lacoste tracksuits and lacoste joggers and junkies

Guy 1 Cumin up tae springburn the day ? Guy 2 Naw fuck aht it's fulla neds n junkies

by enzomangono December 16, 2019

Springer

A guy who makes you feel like you ate a pot brownie and woke up in a greeting card!

It's a completely different world when you're around Springer!

by UncleFester64 December 18, 2020