Need a sponge?

What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg

Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'

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Calorie Sponge

Used to define a fat chick who seems to think being thicc is acceptably sexy

‘Yo this bitch hit me up said she was thicker then a snickers, but man one look and I could see she was just a big calorie sponge’

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A derogatory term used to discribe children as bearers of sickness and disease.

The germ sponge Sarah has been sent home from school again today.

by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014

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Look at the Beer Sponge, he just chugged 10 leftover beers.
What a champion.

by Ebon 101 July 17, 2014

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Being a leech and soaking up all of someone else's resources.

"You be bum sponging off my whole family"

by BumSponger1 April 02, 2014

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The volume of water that shoots out of a cup when you force the washing up sponge in too hard.

Why is the kitchen floor wet dear? I've just shot a load of sponge cum everywhere.

by Andrwyn January 22, 2014

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A person who argues just to argue, someone who "sponges" up arguments just to make others mad.

Kate is being a rubber sponge about the hotel room.

by ingrain99 May 16, 2016

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