beard splitter

ladies man

george is a beard splitter

by zajc August 24, 2008

splatter

usually meaning 'squish' or 'shatter', just with a liquid, and not a solid

The jello splattered all over the floor.

by Drako June 28, 2003

shitters

When you have to go so bad, shit is falling out of your ass.

I ate some bad mexican and now I have the shitters

by chrissylayne May 23, 2004

text splatter

Urine that inadvertently splatters on a guy's cellphone as he text messages while standing at and using the urinal.

1. Hey homie, wrap up that cellphone in a plastic cover to protect it from text splatter!

2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!

by DJ_Jagged August 26, 2009

spitters

Individual servings of crack cocaine that are stored in the dealers mouth. This is done so the crack can be swallowed if the dealer has an encounter with police.

Cops rolled up so I had to swallow my spitters.

by $toney_Montana January 24, 2019

Spoke Splitter

Someone who likes to fuck chicks in the ass. The butthole kind of looks like spokes on a wheel.

"Dude, did you bang that chick in the ass, you fuckin Spoke Splitter?"

by dode1548 February 11, 2010

bog splitter

Another word for G-string, thong etc.

Imagine a tree being split down the middle while on a production line.

"Check out her red bog splitter!"

by Scattyissues December 4, 2016