Special Erection

When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room

Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy

by The Pussy Bomba May 10, 2019

Edwardian Section

To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.

Like a C-section, only with more vampires.

Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.

by Generalissimo Dee January 6, 2009

Shoebox Special

A dump that is of such impressive qualities (whether girth, length, odour or texture) that to simply flush it away would be unthinkable. It is therefore carefully transferred from the porcelain bowl to a suitable receptacle (such as a shoebox). At this stage, one can use the shoebox to demonstrate the excellent qualities of said turd to one's partner / family / co-workers or simply people you pass in the street.

Matt - Has anyone seen Rusty this morning? We're late for a meeting.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.

by Rusty Gash February 3, 2010

Luka Special

When an NBA player has more points than the opposing team combined after two full quarters of play.

In game 7 of the 2022 Western Conference Semi-Finals between the Dallas Mavericks and Phoenix Suns, Luka Doncic trademarked the term "Luka Special" when he outscored the entire Suns roster, including Chris Paul and Devin Booker, through the first 2 quarters of the game.

by blakes_takes May 16, 2022

Shane Dawson special

Spread your pets chicken legs and masturbate on their stomach.

Stop pissing me off or im going over to your house to give your dog a Shane Dawson special.

by Lane Kurtis Coates April 8, 2019

Youtube comments section

The worst place to be in. And the land of unfunny memes.

For example, The Youtube comments section is now like:

zoom: exists

discord: ima end this man whole career

by FaintnessStraws July 1, 2020

Hilton Party Special

The act of getting drunk at a party and then receiving a blow job from a German woman. You then ejaculate in her face and the next morning give her a small fee for the bus ride home.

That dude got a Hilton Party Special last night, what a lucky guy.

by cult88 January 12, 2009