samesies

intimate relations, a.k.a. fun sexual acts, with one or more members of the SAME gender.

Bob: "Hey man, you just touched my junk."
Sam: "Yeah I was hoping for samesies."

Sally: "Want to come to my place and do our nails?"
Jessie: "And have wine and samesies? Sure!"

by sameplayer February 20, 2014

Spades

Prestigious gang founded in 2010 by the King of Spades. Rankings start from Hearts to Spades, starting with 2 and ending with King. Aces and Jokers denote special units.

Hey man, I'm a 10 of Hearts dont mess with me!

Yo dont mess with ME im a Jack of Spades.

by King Spades May 24, 2010

Ace of Spades

A Ace of Spades is when a man takes his dick and slaps a girl in the face with in then leaving the impression of a sideways spade.

I totally gave this gril a Ace of Spades it must have stayed on her face for two days.

by Testicle Blood January 30, 2010

Ace of spades

Not only is it a popular motorhead song, but it is also rhyming slang for AIDS.

John:"dude u have the ace of spades!"
Mark:"hey a don't have AIDS, we are playing poker."

by Not a thick geordie...not a geordie. March 14, 2008

Spamer

1: Persona que escribe frases iguales repetidamente o pone links en los sitios web para molestar o para ganar audiencia.

2: Conocido como bow spamer, es el "Gamer" que esta siempre en el mismo sitio disparando munición, sin arriesgarse s morir.

1: Voy a reportarle por escribir links, es un maldito spamer.

2: Como odio a los spamers, siempre me matan cuando paso por al lado.

by Agirres June 2, 2015

shamestick

a rather obvious euphemism for penis

>> BJ 07/12/07(Fri)02:00 No. 10890
when my DVD comes out then yew can look at my boygirl shamestick as long as yew want..but until then..use your imagination ^_^

by misguided faggot January 2, 2008

SIAMESE AARDVARK

When two men use their spent semen to epoxy their foreskins together so you can't tell where one wanker ends and the other begins.

"Tell Nurse Dana to get the Novocaine ready. Those guys with the Siamese Aardvark look like screamers"!

by Barry Thorson August 28, 2010