Semen Slappers

The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail

Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.

Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!

by Shokaboo October 21, 2008

Semenphobia

Fear of sperm.

Lydia who was not into girls but fear men, due to her semenphobia.

by Master Perle September 5, 2011

semencrete

The by-product of angerbation (angry masturbation), whereas one's tears from angerbating mix with semen to create semencrete, a sticky like substance born from the depths of passion and despair, that once dried, has the characteristics of regular concrete.

"I need some semencrete to plug my ears, she's snoring so loud."

"Man, I was angerbating last night to my ex-girlfriend, and in the morning, my fingers were stuck together like never before."

by whiskeysausage May 17, 2013

sementation

The process of an object becoming stiff due to ejaculatory fluids.

After cumming into a sock he kept under his bed, Johnny found it became hard and stiff thanks to sementation.

by SyrupPants November 14, 2014

semen whipped

When a girl likes the taste of cum so much that she will drop anything to get it.

Hey, where did Kelci go? You know she went to go suck dick. That girl is so semen whipped!

by Miranda February 2, 2015

Semen fused

when a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into a woman's face and her eyes become stuck together and fused

jon: im so sorry. i just semen fused your eyes together
Amy: #LessGlue!

by twerkalicious69 June 12, 2014

semenship

A male's ability to charm and seduce females of all races, colors, creeds and places of national origin.

Brad's skillful semenship was the envy of all his friends who couldn't get dates for New Years Eve

by Johnny Sportcoat September 2, 2015