sober

the feel between 7:00 AM and the 7:05 AM beer

Neo : Thomas A. Anderson = Drunk : Sober

by Wes2912 January 10, 2015

sofer

A Mainer's sofa. A place for Mainer's to sit and drink their soder, whilst plotting idears.

Jimmy and Bobbi-sue are sitting on the sofer over there.

by Mandella P. Carona January 1, 2007

Sexually Sober

The state of not being horny; not sexually aroused.

Jane: I so need to get laid tonight!

Jeff: Sorry, I'm afraid I'm sexually sober because I'm still a little broken up about my ex.

by nevo17209 June 14, 2009

Sjoerd

A total gay nigger who likes to fuck and get fucked by big black cocks.

"You're a Sjoerd!" "How dare you to even say that?"

by Allknowinggenius November 28, 2017

soberxiety

anxiety about the lack of alcohol that has been in the blood stream.

ah! im about to loose it from this intense soberxiety! i havent gotten blitzed in five days!

by drunky pants mcgee February 5, 2009

Sober Search

The day after. In some way, shape, or form you were inebriated the night before and you left something out of place or what not in your room that could lead to you getting busted. A sober search in the frantic look around your room in the morning to make sure you didn't do something stupid, like leave a bong next to your bed.

Guy 1: Dude, this morning I realized I left my bong, grinder, and a bag of hash next to my bed when I passed out.
Guy 2: Lucky you did a sober search before you got caught.

by The Confuser July 4, 2009

Sober Atonement

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.

Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?

by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009