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Soggy Date

interrupting a really boring date by spilling your drink...
soggy date story: i had to go soggy on my "woolly hat" date last night... i spilled my cider on his seat and left, telling him "i will be back"...
by froast beef April 10, 2010
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Soggy Pizza

When a girl is about to have sex with someone, then changes her mind. That person then declines sex with said girl in the future. Similar to ordering a pizza, letting it sit overnight, then refusing to eat it the next day.
I was about to get some from Reynolds last night, but she changed her mind. Now she's just another soggy pizza.
by FratdaddyCU December 5, 2010
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soggy bottom

When a girl gets wet from being aroused, and her juices seep down to her ass crack makeing it soggy.
by 52 year old virgin November 17, 2017
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Soggy burrito

This mexican girl just worked a double and now hasa soggy burrito.
by flinbacon April 27, 2015
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Soggy Dog

This sexual maneuver is undertaken while having anal sex with a woman in the doggy style position, and then proceeding to pee in her butt prior to climax.

(Note: The biological feasibility of this act is still under investigation.)
That girl has a really hot ass. I’d love to Soggy Dog her.
by frush July 5, 2009
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soggy flauta

A man's soft, floppy uncut penis.
When I brought home Manuel from the club and showed him my chocolate starfish nothing happened because of his soggy flauta.
by texas toehog August 23, 2008
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Soggy Bread

The act of urinating on a woman's yeast infection, then proceeding to provide oral stimulation
Man I really need some mouthwash, I just gave that girl some serious soggy bread
by Furburgers November 17, 2015
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