When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.
Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.
When you and a few acquaintances go into Sean’s room at the early hours of the morning and start a circle jerk over him while he sleeps. Those who do not finish before he wakes up has to blow him.
Ben: I lost at Soggy Sean this morning, he tasted pretty salty
Alek: Ha that was hilarious! Can’t believe we’re not gay!
Titties that sag low and look like they are melting. Also known as c peps or queen tips.
Derek J had such bad soggy cones Erin was worried about income for the winter. She stated if he did not perk them up into shape she would not be able to get her third liposuction procedure.