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Soggy Biscuit 

A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.
Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit
Soggy Biscuit by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017

Soggy biscuit 

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid
1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit
Soggy biscuit by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

soggy clingger 

Toilet paper that is stuck to your asshole. Then gets wet from toilet water and gets your asshole wet
My asshole got wet from a soggy clingger
soggy clingger by Bendoslice785 October 20, 2017

soggy calimari 

When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.
Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.
soggy calimari by Peacock matt October 23, 2017

soggy sean 

When you and a few acquaintances go into Sean’s room at the early hours of the morning and start a circle jerk over him while he sleeps. Those who do not finish before he wakes up has to blow him.
Ben: I lost at Soggy Sean this morning, he tasted pretty salty
Alek: Ha that was hilarious! Can’t believe we’re not gay!

Ben: Shred it!
soggy sean by Brad Bradleyson March 31, 2018

Soggy Cones 

Titties that sag low and look like they are melting. Also known as c peps or queen tips.
Derek J had such bad soggy cones Erin was worried about income for the winter. She stated if he did not perk them up into shape she would not be able to get her third liposuction procedure.