Soburrito

(Sober + Burrito) - A burrito consumed by a drunk or high person in an attempt to sober up.

"I'll grab a soburrito and should make it home fine."
"Damn, someone needs a soburrito."

by ConorOSU October 21, 2011

Soburnt

The act of being burnt out from doing to much drugs that you feel sober. Mostly talking about doing meth. This tends to happen after years of use.

I have smoking this shit so much I got soburnt .I'm so burnt that I'm sober .

by Yosh34life December 22, 2020

soberxiety

anxiety about the lack of alcohol that has been in the blood stream.

ah! im about to loose it from this intense soberxiety! i havent gotten blitzed in five days!

by drunky pants mcgee February 5, 2009

Sober Search

The day after. In some way, shape, or form you were inebriated the night before and you left something out of place or what not in your room that could lead to you getting busted. A sober search in the frantic look around your room in the morning to make sure you didn't do something stupid, like leave a bong next to your bed.

Guy 1: Dude, this morning I realized I left my bong, grinder, and a bag of hash next to my bed when I passed out.
Guy 2: Lucky you did a sober search before you got caught.

by The Confuser July 4, 2009

Sober Atonement

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.

Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?

by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009

snoburb

Suburbs that are highly pretentious and rich containing snobby rich people.

Imma go chill in Bently
Oh, so your hitting the snoburbs?

by DJdamage January 16, 2011

Sobermeister

A very funny person who enjoys ants on a log and brownies made by leighber's. They are also very creative with creating songs such as, "there's a fire starting in my cage...i could've had a carrot". Sobermeister's also enjoy watching many movies (espically disney channel movies like Lemonade Mouth). Sobermeister's enjoy spending their weekends by playing a good game of Sim's 3 while eating a hearty serving of Cold Stone ice cream cake. Most Sobermeister's go mad crazy for Taylor Swift and they also have Leighber fever, but they also enjoy playing on trampolines and doing superman motions. Although most of the time Sobermeister's are very energetic and happy, they get very mad when you bring up Pizz's, a fat ugly thumb/chipmunk who is not to be confused with "pizza masters".

Please Note: Sobermeister's tend to scream when they get scared and sometimes for no reason

Why Sobermeister? There is a Winnie the Poo poster!!

by IYamSofaKingReetarded June 6, 2011