Sneaky Asian 

v.
1. The act which occurs when a person driving or in the passenger seat of a car looks forward obliviously to the person in the seat behind him or her. Preferably when the car is in motion, the person in the back seat, "Asian", slides an item, i.e. a foot, penis, shoe, sandal, etc., into the slit between the backrest and the bottom cushion of the driver's seat so that it reaches the unsuspecting victim's ass.

(in the backseat of a car)
Guy: Hey Carl, when we get on the highway, give Max the sneaky asian. He won't see it coming.

Carl: Haha, alright. Let's just hope he doesn't crash.

Max: What are you guys talking about back there??

Sneaky Asian by Hammerwang June 3, 2008

sneaky panda 

first of all i would like to point out that all these definitions are completely wrong. a sneaky panda is a mythical creature rumored to leap from bushes and ejaculate onto unsuspecting passerby's faces.
the common misconception is that a "sneaky panda" is a sexual act between two partners. when the male is pounding the female from behind, pulls out and spits on her back to make her think he just came. but then flips her over and pops in her face. this act however, is actually properly called the"philly fake-out"

"my relationship with my girlfriend hasn't been the same since she was sneaky panda-ed."

sneaky panda by savory one April 4, 2009

sneaky panda 

when you have a guy banging a chick in the ass and you replace the guy with a panda

my friend did a sneaky panda to his girlfriend

sneaky panda by alex chchifbvj February 25, 2008

sneaky sabretooth 

Go over to someone's house who owns a cat. Take a hefty dump in the cat box and leave it for the cat and the owner to find. Fun.

Wendy pissed me off the other night at her party, so I performed a sneaky sabretooth.

sneaky sabretooth by EOD Gunny January 5, 2009

sneaky beaky 

Sneaky Beaky - British Army lingo for special operations, sneaking about upto something.

Private Joe Bloggs: See those blokes over there? Reeks of sneaky beaky work... must be from the Regiment...

sneaky beaky by Elunrdrian September 16, 2008

Sneaky Pete 

When you start and finish sex with your partner while they remain asleep.

She was completely out cold last night so I was able to give her the old sneaky pete

Sneaky Pete by PeteyBoy21 September 24, 2009

Sneaky Pete 

Originally "Sneaky Pete (Is the Real McCoy)" was a song made famous by "Bull Moose" Johnson in 1948. In the song, he defines "Sneaky Pete" as a juice drink that'll get you fucked up.

SNEAKY PETE
IS THE REAL McCOY.
SNEAKY PETE
IS THE JUICE THAT SEEMS SO MILD;
AFTER TWO DRINKS
IT DRIVES YOU WILD.

Sneaky Pete by Mark Legion May 12, 2009