poop smoothie

a shot consisting half of jager and half of kahula.

Hey bartender give me a poop smoothie!

by Travis Johnson June 5, 2005

smoothie

A non-dirty sounding way to refer to oral sex, regarding both males and females, also known as cunnilingus or fellatio.

"I didn't get laid, but she sure gave me one hell of a smoothie"

"He has no clue how to give a decent smoothie."

"Sure, I got some light smooth, but it was not to completion."

by The Situation April 22, 2009

Lithuanian Smoothie

An excessive amount of thick white cum. Usually of the human kind.

I gave my teacher a Lithuanian smoothie for the end of year special.

by that dude09lol May 25, 2019

smooth jerk

a nice jerk on the low

i had a nice smooth jerk last night and busted on your pillow

by samkon gado September 29, 2007

Nut Smoothie

You first jizz in someones mouth then tea bag them and have them swirl around your testicles with their tongue while the jizz is still in their mouth.

I give such good Nut Smoothies that my friends are always coming up to me like 'Bro, I love yo Nut Smoothies they taste so good. Let me get one right now'.

by Jack & Alex November 6, 2010

smooth move x-lax

What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.

George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"

Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."

George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"

by rus! January 13, 2009

Sashimi Smooth

A term used describe the smooth, sexy, hairless physique of the typical asian male. Sashimi-smooth was first published in the now controversial article "Gay or Asian?" in Details Magazine, April 2004.

It is primarily used by rice queen's and is occasionally used to describe non-asian men.

This term is very flexible as it does not need to apply to the whole body. Definition 3 below provides an example of this.

Note: Describing someone as sashimi smooth does not mean said person is gay, nor does it mean the person describing someone as sashimi smooth is gay.

1. Oh wow, that guy is so hot! If only he were sashimi smooth.
2. I only date asians who are sashimi smooth.
3. roofles, that guy cant grow a beard, his face is sashimi like a 12 year old thai prostitute.
4. That guy is so hot - look at his sashimi smooth chest!
5. Oh wow - that guy would be perfect for my friend Shaun, a rice queen, who only goes for the sashimi smooth.

by Shaun T August 21, 2006