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by you already know🤤🤞 June 16, 2021

five toed sloth

Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.

"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."

by Legbah February 4, 2008

five toed sloth

Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.

it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.

"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'

'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"

by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009

Spencer sloth

Spencer sloth; a fag with a little wienner, a wanna be water polo who has no game, Spencer is someone who love dick in his butt!

Wow your really being a Spencer! Small dick with fags ha ha what a classic Spencer sloth.

by Bobby bob12345678 September 21, 2009

sloth-spit remedy

any remedy that is believed to work for any specific thing, but in reality, doesnt work at all, and possibly makes things worse.

1. "Dude, she said to put your food in kleenexes to keep it fresher." "Seriously? Thats such a sloth-spit remedy."

2. Also, a similar example in Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn, said by Rosalie Hale.

by blackstripe90 March 20, 2009

Slithery snake

Someone who is known to be nouns such as banwagons double crossers liers and Cheaters

Dude Kevin Durant is such a Slithery snake for going to golden state

Yo Doug told Amanda that I fucked Lisa he’s such a slithery snake

by Allen Douglas Peterson-Herman January 8, 2018

Slothing

The sexual act of a female partner hanging from the male by wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, simialr to the position of a sloth hanging from a tree branch. The motion is continued by the male moving his hips in the standard motion for penetration, resulting in 'Slothing'.

Boy: Hey girl, want to have sex?
Girl: Yeah baby, what position do you fancy?
Boy: I'm up for some Slothing...
Girl: Give it to me.

by ballabriggs March 7, 2012