Jake Slack

Jake slack is the lead guitarist in the band chapter 13. He is one hell of a talented geeza.

He is probably the best guitarist you’ll meet, yes Brian May has competition now.

Jake slack is so good at guitar solos. Wow.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021

Clack Slack

It's when you get a woman's placenta, stick your fist in it and start snapping your fingers.

My drunk ass last night admitted to Kate that I clack slack while she was in the recovery room last month. She was NOT happy.

by Trans_Emo_Boy October 23, 2025

Slacking

When You Get Caught Off Guard.

person - "What Happened To Eddie"
person 2 - "The Feds Caught Him Slacking"

by CUM.IN.MY.BUM May 9, 2020

Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate

Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"

by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022

Slack Texter

A slack texter is somebody who doesn't really text back or isn't consistent with their texting .

___ is a slack texter ! They never text me back 🙄

by JesusLover07 July 3, 2021

Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

Slack artist

Flaking on a friend invite.

My boi benji was being a slack artist when he didn't accept my friend invite.

by SCOOTS4LIFE September 14, 2016