Skipper Skidmark

One who suffers from server anal seepage that skips or bounces while walking, usually waving one finger back and forth.

Its always important to stay upwind of a Skipper skidmarker due to the horrendous smell of drippy anal fluid running down their cracks.

by Lab 56 February 28, 2013

Slippery Palm Tree

1) a hand job using lubricant

2) an alcoholic drink filled with blood and semen

1) Man, I hear Mikayla gives a mean slippery palm tree

2) That slippery palm tree I got at the bar last night had me so messed up, I didn't know who I was till about 2 o'clock this afternoon

by flappinganus69 June 2, 2013

shipper on deck

when a character in any show/story/video game ships two people who are in said show/story/video game

person 1: don't you love the gag they have on that show where that one guy always tries to push whatshisface and whatsername together?
person 2: that guy is definitely a shipper on deck

by Quackers9001 June 1, 2013

Slippery Smile

Easily the most sought-after crotched expression, the slippery smile, aka the hungry cha-cha, describes a state of naturally lubricated arousal of the "mouth in the south."

- Often leads to related symptoms such as the snail trail.

"Turning a frown upside down is one thing.. How about getting a slippery smile with your jaw out of a dry maw?"
"I got a branch of hickory and she's got a smile that's slippery!"

by Teen-stash January 24, 2014

Slippery Morning

Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.

My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.

One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.

A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!

by Rosa Sparks September 8, 2014

Slippery bowl

An inanimate object that you blame for your foolish fuck-up, knowing full well that it was your own damn clumsiness.

*drops a bowl while drying dishes* "DAMN SLIPPERY BOWL!!"

by NeildeGrasseDyson February 27, 2015

slippery nuggets

When you testicles are sweaty so they stick to your pants and you have to peel them off your pants, often occurs at place/ evnts like a wedding, or a funeral, and sometimes even denstist appointments.

Man, oh, man, I have a bad case of the slippery nuggets, I should use the bathroom to un-slippify myself.

by Jimmy Flamingo March 8, 2016