Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008

shatterflance

One who is deeply intimidated by dolphins who reside in shallow waters and dive around exceptionally often.

Bill is a shatterflance

by Custen June 11, 2007

shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

shradtastic

Usually towards the background of skateboarding, snowboarding, etc. it is most commonly used to describe anything so awesomly shredable and fantastic that it is spontaiously announced as shradtastic

That jump is SHRADTASTIC

by Sir Shreds-alot February 20, 2010

shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

Shattleballoon

Small satchel in which one would keep all of there daily Mary Jane smoking accessories in.

Yo bro! did you remember your Shattleballoon?

by stoner round the corner June 21, 2011

shatteed

shitfaced, drunk-on-your-ass (arse), stumbling drunk,

hope everyone had a good nite; just got home this minute, am absolutely shatteed... lol nite all

by eagle25000 August 29, 2011