Shitting And Pissing

The act of pissing and shitting simultaneously.

Will: Damn nigger, I just went to the bathroom and commenced the act of shitting and pissing
Steve: Fuck that epic, wanna metal dan

by pissingandshitting69 January 28, 2020

shitting cum

It's when you shit out cum after taking it up the ass

man i've been shitting cum all night

by Poop cum fart April 6, 2021

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

spine-shitting

Used to describe the proportions of your rage.

"I can't open my bag of chips and now I burn with spine-shitting rage"

by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004

Chuck Shitting

The act of leaving/forgetting an item (i.e., coffee mug, pen , pad) in someone's private space.

Stop Chuck Shitting in my office!

Why do you constantly have to keep Chuck Shitting in my living room?!

by Chuck Cole: Retarded Cool Dude September 30, 2008

Twit-Shitting

The act of Twittering whilst on the toilet.

Hey guys, I'm totally twit-shitting.

by nicko236 April 5, 2009

Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019