Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.

Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"

by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008

Shifty Sleeves

A phrase used to describe a creepy man/woman at a bar or party to alert the crowd that this person looks suspicious and may drop 'something' into your drink.

Creepy Guy walks over to Woman

Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"

OR

"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"

by Jaime Lester January 24, 2009

Shiftyy

A move/action to escape a grenade/ugly girl/girl.

1. That Hoester sure can move fast, he shiftied away from that chick so quickly! God knows why he'd do that.

2. Back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.

3. "That girl isn't even 16 yet! Thank God I shiftied"

by cplnah September 2, 2011

shitty shuffle

The walk to where toilet paper is stored upon learning that the toilet paper roll is empty after defecating. This walk is typically awkward in an effort to not smear any feces remaining in the anus.

"My roommate didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I had to do the shitty shuffle to the closet."

by ISayWhatUrThinking February 12, 2013

shitty titty dick

when one titty fucks a woman after having anal sex with stated woman

You wanna shitty titty dick?

Dude, I just got some really good shitty titty dick!!!

by GOD1203 September 25, 2013

Shitty Whomp

When a girl shits on a guys dick during anal then he dilly whomps her with his shit covered dick as a punishment

Kate shit on me so i Shitty Whomped her

by riverstyx3636 April 15, 2014

shitty pickle

Each contest must apply a pickle to there high recrum. Whoever removes there pickle first is deemed the looser. The consequence of loosing is to digest the complete pickle originally belonging to your opponent(s).

Crickey mate, rough night. We had a painful game of shitty pickle. I was the first to remove my pickle, and I was there like fuck I have to eat your pickle!

by Angus Daley June 25, 2016