sgilti

A big fucking autist who is usually gay and a nonce opens his mother wider than hi mums ring when he speaks acttualy a fucking queer cunt

Sgilti is a fuck cunt

by Sgilti April 26, 2019

Pull a Sgt Lee

This happens when a co worker starts a job or task and states "i'll be back"...just to never come back and leave the job for you to finish. Or does come back five hours later when the job is done.

Blake: Hey johnny i just started faxing this TPS report. Could you watch this "i'll be back" i need to get coffee.
Johnny: Hey asshole!! dont pull a Sgt Lee you better come back!

by Johnny Jizzem April 25, 2008

SGS (Spanking Groin Station)

Walking in on someone while they are pleasuring themselves in the workplace.

I went into Larry's office late last night and he was pulling off a SGS (Spanking Groin Station).

by Thomas Jorgensen May 4, 2007

x g.h f;. jh;srth nw;stihn sptrg hs; hsghli ;sgh skgh t

When you cant be bothered typing how bad/fucked something is.

Can be comprised of other characters and symbols.

Girl: How has your day been?
Dude: x g.h f;. jh;srth nw;stihn sptrg hs; hsghli ;sgh skgh t
Girl: aww that must suck

by pcwrecker March 14, 2011

SGP

SGP (Serious Gay Potential) is a number like taking the temperature that says if people didnt know better they would say you are homo rather than heterosexual because of the seriously gay like behaviors you are exhibiting.

Dude! You're wearing neon orange socks that match the traffic vest you are wearing. Your SGP must be off the charts today.

by WarMovies February 3, 2009

SGA

- Does your life revolve around the sport you play?

- Are you obsessed with your looks?

- Are you a strict conformist?

- Do you model your life after those portrayed on MTV shows?

- Are you extremely cliquey?

- Are you promiscuous?

- Are you a homophobe?

- Do you possess a superiority complex?

- Are you willfully ignorant?

- Are you a proud alcoholic?

If you've answered 'yes' to four or more of the questions above, then SGA is the place for you! Sign up now and enjoy a 90-minute free period every other day and get easy 'leadership' credit for governing and accomplishing nothing!

Typical SGA student's schedule:

Monday-Friday: attend school solely to engage in stupidity with fellow SGA buddies, attend football/baseball practice.

Saturday-Sunday: attend parties to get intoxicated and engage in promiscuous sex.

by StartsWithW December 20, 2009

sgetty

Someone with bandy-like legs or arms. If both of these are seen to be sgetty, the person who is in possession of the limbs should be know as a 'Sget Fest'.
The word sget is adopted from Spagetti.

damn! check that boy out! look at his arms goin all wild, he outta control! that boy got himself some sgetty rite thurr!

by Alex 'The Boy' Deir June 26, 2008