squankles

Sweaty ankles.

Oh gosh, I have squankles!

by Antigiallo May 10, 2018

Squanker

Someone overly feminine who vapes using a squonk that is also a wanker. Aka a 'Squonk wanker'.

Why are using a squonk and not a mech mod you pussy! You're such a squanker!

by Err! ban dicks May 26, 2018

squangular prism

A prism made of squangles; the correct name for a “cube”.

A triangular prism is different from a squangular prism, as a squangular prism has 2 squangles instead of two triangles.

by Squangle boi June 5, 2018

squandromat

A greedy-casino-type public clothes-washing establishment where the coin-operated machines are all "rigged in The House's favor" --- the bill-changer mis-feeds/jams/malfunctions frequently and thus does not always dispense "equal" change, the detergent-dispensers contain nearly-empty boxes of soap-powder, the washers' coin-counters merely "swallow" or "ignore" any extra change if you accidentally put in too much, the super-costly "double-loader" and "triple-loader" washers are not actually large enough to accommodate two or three times the laundry of a regular single-load machine, the washers run for a ridiculously short time, the driers are set at too low a temperature and/or spin too slowly to dry your clothes so quickly/thoroughly as they should for the run-time you paid for, all of the machines' timers "advance" or "count down" slightly too rapidly and thus do not actually provide all of the stated run-time, etc. --- and so people hafta squander small fortunes there just to wash their clothes.

I would much prefer to just pay my elderly neighbors a few bucks occasionally to let me wash my laundry in their machine --- and then hang it out myself on my clotheslines to let the sun dry it for free --- rather than paying a fortune at the local squandromats.

by QuacksO July 10, 2018

SquangBang

A more formal and academically acceptable iteration of the phrase "gangbang."

-Yeah, my friends and I were fixin to pull a gangbang
-excuse me sir, you're in a library

-my mistake. I meant a "squangbang"

by StarvinMarvin September 12, 2018

Squanto

A term of endearment.

Good night Squanto.

by Mechinesemeplayjoke February 25, 2019

Squanomo

Squanomo is true ledge and native of the finest homestead on West Hancock Avenue formally known as the Hictory Predicament. With his six string in one hand he dishes vodka sodies at Dusty Saloon down the road. Arch nemesis is the midnight joneser and is banned from the state of Arizona. Will buy a bus and follow around Widespread Panic when he graduates like a true wookie.

Holy shit is that squanomo

me: yep

Damn hes a legend

by Oaktree71152 March 19, 2019