schpeener

Someone black, polish or an idiot.

Shayne is a schpeener

by PeterBirnie August 15, 2021

Jone Scone

When a man and a woman are having sex and the guy pulls out before he is about to cum and hence cums all over the girls vagina, the man then partakes in the act of eating out the pussy, using the cum as frosting.

Hey Jone after dinner want to have a Jone Scone for dessert???

by Double JJ own March 21, 2009

Pooper Scooper

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.

“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV”
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”

by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

Swinging the Scones

American slang for an act of sexual nature.

Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.

by Redpool182 July 4, 2016

the scone

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back

guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"

by the Trogg March 3, 2008

Thin Scones

Flat scones popular in the Glasgow area particularly among musical theatre types.

Oh aye, Thin Scones...

by ohayethinscones November 23, 2009

sconex

A site where high school students can get to meet new friends. Not as addictive as myspace because it doesn't have scene kids posting slutty pics of themselves in awkward angles that you could make fun of. Basically, a place to go when you're bored of xanga or myspace. Also a place to post "Happy Birthday" or "Can't wait till we hang out on Friday. <333" kind of posts.

Yo it's Jill's birthday, i better write "Happy Birthday" on her Sconex.

by oil derek July 16, 2008