skitching

The awkwardly choreographed post-sex humping crab-walk toward the Kleenex so as to prevent an early pull out and semen leaking out all over the bed/couch/kitchen table/boss' desk etc.

John and Marsha were skitching towards the Kleenex when the Mayor walked in and saw them sprawled across his desk.

by Climbing Gimp July 13, 2016

Smithing

When someone texts u and when u answer they dont reply

Or not answering someone when they say hi

Person 1: (text)hey!
Person 2: hi!
Person 1: (reads but doesnt answer)
Person 3: oh he is smithing you

Person 1: hey!
Person 2: ( reads but doesnt answer)

by Fadjskr January 2, 2014

Snatching

A sweet guy who sometimes thinks he's the spot light in every situation but in actual fact he's just really self conscious and sleeps with every girl he can to build confidence.

P1: THE rain missing the grass!
P2: STOP being such a snatching!

by 911111101010101 March 30, 2019

skitching

Being under the influence of Meth. Usually after being up for a couple days and probably paranoid.

def: Me and Todd were skitching around in the middle of the night and were trying to keep ahead of policeman that weren't really there.

by Charlie S July 30, 2008

Stitching

To put so much tobacco in a toot or drop-bong that it is impossible to pop, rendering the hit useless. Also, from this, to generally mess up something for yourself or someone else.

"Oh man, I stitched the bong"
"I just stitched myself up"

by Dan Hates You May 8, 2005

Dry Snitching

When you get caught up by the authorities and they tell you that if you give up someones name you won't get in trouble, so you make someone up to save yours and your people's asses.

Example: smash unit comes to your house and ask to look around, you let them in forgetting u didn't put ur stash away, while they're looking they find it, but give you the option to tell them who u got it from and they'll let u go, so even tho u got it from u r homie down the street you make up some person and say u got it from them. It's like u r still snitching, but now the cops r gonna be looking for some imaginary person, leaving their case dry. Dry snitching

Example:

cops: "tell us where u got the dope from and we won't take u to jail today"
You:"uh, Idk his name, they call him j.r, I met up with him down the hill in blajblahblah city"

by Dry snitching November 30, 2015

scotching

a verb. when somebody (usually a member of Scotch College) tries to stick as many penises in their mouth as possible.

Hey, look over that scotchy scotching another scotchy

by toggerz November 7, 2007