Schmeeb

An utterance of defiance OR
Meaning pleasureful

1. You friggin' schmeeb!
2. Schmeeb! SCHMEEB!

by Joe Kickass December 8, 2003

schmeeble

Has to do with the feeling of being angry but not enough to actually use any foul language

“Oh schmeebles they gave my favorite table at ihop to non regulars”

by AbscondingMF April 22, 2018

mars bar scheme

The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.

"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."

by _Bone_ March 29, 2005

scheevy levy

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, and she hums along to the video game music of the game that the man is playing while receiving oral sex.

Dude, Mike totally got the scheevy levy last night while playing Mega Man!

by Miketendo March 31, 2008

schmee

to fuck or blow some hairy dick longer than 10 inches.

"My boyfriend's hairy dick got a major schmee from me last night," said Meaty pussy.

by SamwgdscljavsOZXgcvaosdjlHZXVb February 10, 2009

Schmee-schmaw

polite conversation; interact with another person

I really wasn't in the mood to schmee-schmaw with Tony last night.

by Micky June 2, 2003

Scheemer girl

A slightly chunky female who is always scheeming on other peoples' boyfriends.

Characteristics
-Fake blonde or very dark brown hair.
-Ultra short shorts.
-Starbucks Coffee
-Clear lipgloss and dark foundation.
-Nose stud.

A scheemer girl is always in flip flops, an Abercrombie hoodie, flat-ironed hair with a bro boyfriend.

by UrbanDictoaryuser June 11, 2009