jacob sartorius

A piece of shit on a piece of shit app, also known as musically

Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright

by Pancancakes November 29, 2016

Google scar

(noun): To have controversial, objectionable, defamatory, or derogatory material on the internet under his or her real name. This may be self-inflicted, created by a vindictive person, or the unfortunate result of a Google twin. A Google scar may be discovered when ego-surfing. A Google scar will result in a Google burn in some cases.

My ex just gave me a Google scar on his blog. What a douchebag!

by ay1ene January 24, 2008

Jacob Sartorius

A fuckboy with a lack of talent and eyebrows, the guy on Vines and Magcon that gets roasted everywhere he goes.... He calls himself a "songwriter" but all he can come up with is a song about a filthy sweatshirt....

Nickname: Jacob Saggytits

Friend--- Ew gross Jacob Saggytits touched meh

Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry

R.I.P my friend

Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius

by That_Boss_15 December 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A term used to describe a cringy boy recording on a camera lip syncing to a popular song, in which causes other people to drink bleach

Man: *Lip syncs to a popular song*
Other Man: You're such a Jacob Sartorious *Starts drinking bleach*

by Oriconicle November 21, 2016

Nose Scar

adj. used to describe the effects after picking your nose too long; can be used seperatly.

Wow you have a huge nose!

Wow thats some grusome scar!

OW SHIT! I got a scar in my nose!

by Rat Allen May 20, 2005

Fortnite Scar

The object all men dream is seeing when they open a chest in fortnite. It is a highly accurate and powerful assault rifle that comes in epic and legendary variations. The epic scar can be found laying on the ground or in chests, while the legendary scar can only be found in chests or supply drops.

Oh shit! I gotta fucking fortnite scar!

I'm boutta fuck these niggas in the ass with my scar!
Prepare your ass for penetration from my scar! "In the figurative sense of course"

by Supremeboi69 May 5, 2018

jacob sartorius

Jacob Sartorious is literally the most irrelevant person on the Internet. He looks like he's 5 and got famous for nothing...lip syncing. Someone please do us all a favor and deactivate his social media accounts 😩

Person 1: Do you know Jacob Sartorius?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes... 🙄 My life would be way better off without him.

by missraylena July 7, 2016