Saw-ride

(n)- A commonly used unit of measurement referring to the 100-foot drop found on Thorpe Park's Saw roller-coaster.

Guy: He was running away from the cops and jumped a wall that was a half saw-ride!
Girl: A whole 50 feet?!?

Guy 2: I've been driving for 36,792 saw-rides; I need sleep!

by emilygale August 25, 2010

Gag See-Saw

Something you, your best friend and significant others do to while spending time together.

Brian and his wife Michelle invited their best friend Mike and Sandy over.

Brian said hey Mike remember the gag see-saw at college?

Mike replied YES! Let’s give it a shot.

Both Michelle and Sandy seemed confused and both ask the boys what they were talking about.

Brian said here let me show you guys…

Both of you get on your knee’s with your back against one another. Next we’re going to do both your hair in pony tails and then knot them together. Now when I pull on your head to throat you Michelle Sandy’s mouth will pull away from Mike’s cock and vice-versa when Mike throats sandy your mouth will pull away from my cock, hence the gag-seesaw commences and there’s nothing you guys can do to stop it . Newtons law of motion agrees.

Now let’s get to busting!

Mike chuckles as he takes his gun off safety.

by ThroatKing March 28, 2023

never saw me before

laughing off a mistake or something that made you look like a fool.

- Do you want to go out with me?
- Umm... I'm gay..
-Oh yeah hehe .... Never saw me before ;))

by loutroye February 21, 2017

Frying Saw

The woman clutches the penis in her mouth and grates her incisors on the mans penis so make a sawing action, the penis then eventually falls off and then the woman then puts it into the man’s mouth and they repeat until the penis is just then shlong. then fry it and eat it in a sandwich

“Goddamn she be doing Frying Saw on me all night cuz my dick too hard””

by DaRastaPasta February 18, 2020

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

circular saw

A shredding device through which you run those pesky weekly recycled-paper ad-flyers dat you get in da mail.

Da term "circular saw" could also refer to da status of your awareness of said annoying junk-mail --- i.e., you already "saw" said "circulars", and checked to be sure dat there is indeed nothing in dem dat interests or applies to you --- prior to your running dem through your "Watergate 2001" confetti-maker.

by QuacksO May 21, 2022

saw gang

A very deadly gang that kills victims with saws. TWICE!

Hey have you heard about the new saw gang in town? That’s pretty frightening.

by real saw gang October 30, 2017