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sad meme

A very sad meme, usually stated as a response to something bad happening in the present, past, or future. This saying is a derivative of "Sad Face".
Person 1: I failed my exam bro.
Person 2: Sad meme.

Person 1: We are out of weed.
Person 2: Sad memeeeeeeee.

Person 1: I think we are going to lose the game.
Person 2: Sad meme, why do you think that?
by KhemBoi December 12, 2017
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sad jerk

When you're feeling really down about something but you wanna get a quicky in.
"Dude, I was thinking about her again...
I just needed one bad, so I just sad jerked it."
by Ayy.jpg September 22, 2017
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Sad Curry

An anal sexual act where the partner completes the transaction by defecating in the bed.
Last night was amazing. After watching the Cleveland Cavaliers win the NBA Championship I had sex with my girl and she let out a Sad Curry.
by PlugMyDuck June 20, 2016
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Sad masti

when you have a masti time but with tears. (tears can be used as lube if needed)
Hey man, just had me a sad masti. shit was a real tear jerker
by anonymous October 4, 2021
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Sad Volcano

I . When a male is engaging in an act of vigorous masterbation and is ready to induce a romantic explosion. However, the contents of the scene in the pornographic film unexpectedly switches to less desirable content after the masterbater has already committed to purging gametes. The resulting effect is the masterbater attempting to cease the ejaculation but experiences a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.

II . When a male is participating in sexual courtship with a female that is ravenously performing either oral pleasure, an eych-jay, or intercourse in an overly zealous manner causing the male to lose control of his mojo. The male tries to stop the sensation but is too late resulting in a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.

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No orgasm is experienced during a sad volcano . . .
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Examples:

I . Ya this one time I was watchin' a random video I found and it seemed legit so I took a gamble and committed before fast forwarding and then the scene switched to a zoom-in of some random guy beating off in the background. . . I tried to stop but it was a sad volcano.

II . Dasheekee was givin' me an eych-jay and then just stuck it in while we were watchin' Legend of the Hidden Temple on Nickelodeon but it felt too bomb so I told her to stop moving but it was too late . . . sad volcano.
by draconistheory.blogspot.com October 19, 2012
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enigmatic sadness

its a sort of sadness which is quite mysterious and puzzling but no matter how much you try to find out the reason for it, u fail
hey Blake why only I get surrounded by this enigmatic sadness every time~!!
by take.care December 15, 2012
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sad flower

A person belonging to a subset of hipster culture that clashed with emo culture, resulting in someone called a sad flower. You can find them in coffee shops that "no one knows about" wearing vintage clothing, typically with their shirt tucked in and has some sort of "troubled past" despite usually not being all that troubled. May also cause you to cringe.

Other signs someone is a sad flower include:

•Smoking cigarettes

Greasy hair
•Loves long, artsy movies

•Artsy photography (usually accompanied by a photography Instagram account they hope will be discovered by someone. An agent? Their ex lover? Who knows.)
•Loves to talk about how much they hate their life
•Music taste falls somewhere between indie bands, old classics or 80's music, and punk rock
•Collects vinyl and frequently asks if you also collect vinyl
•Fake deep poetry

•Can't stick to one partner because they're "a troubled spirit" that needs to find themselves for the 50th time this week
"Oh my god, look Marcy, here comes Matt"

"Ugh he is such a sad flower, always talking about his troubled past and asking if we collect vinyl. I bet he's gonna wanna take pictures of us"
by Semiburntpopcorn August 24, 2018
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