To give a Persian Rug. The act of masturbating and spreading your sperm over you're gay partner's chest or back. Then using the sperm as an adhesive for sticking on your pubic hair.
by nidoking October 16, 2014
Get the Persian Rugmug. The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.
Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!
by Golde June 28, 2008
Get the Rug Jobmug. The menstruating splatter matted into a hairy woman's thick pubic mat because she forgot to buy tampons.
Martina got a heavy flow this month. She was sporting a nasty red rug in the locker room. Someone hose down that bitch's vag dreads.
by Vincinerator January 26, 2010
Get the red rugmug. the somewhat large tuft of hair located on the lower back(just above the dirtbutton) that is primarily used to wipe semen from the head of one's penis, following rigorous anal between two preferably gay partners.
Good thing I have a fluffy anus rug because after Patrick totally sprayed into me his penis was covered in his seed.
by Landon Stanley October 14, 2011
Get the anus rugmug. The act of scissoring so vigorously that it results in a burn similar to that of which you receive from sliding in a carpet.
by Zlegand July 3, 2015
Get the Rug burnmug. by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar April 7, 2011
Get the bear rugmug. 90's Baha Hoodie. Looks like a burlap bag that you wear, came in a verity of colors, always the same burlap material.
The cops got me riding dirty. They found my stash. I guess it is my fault because I was wearing my drug rug.
by 90s kids January 27, 2018
Get the Drug Rugmug.