Rug burn

The act of scissoring so vigorously that it results in a burn similar to that of which you receive from sliding in a carpet.
Dyke 1: Do you wanna scissor?

Dyke 2: No sorry, I have rug burn
by Zlegand July 03, 2015
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Big Dipper

When your penis is so long, it dips into the toilet water when you take a shit.
Hey did you see John's big dipper?! It almost got flushed!
by Zlegand February 21, 2015
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