Ruben

Ruben (R-OO-BEN)
1. A self-absorbed dumbass who thinks he can get any girl he wants.

2. A fuckboy

Fuck Ruben.

by Notaliar2009 January 29, 2018

Ruben

A ruben is a cool guy at first until he gets bored of you and starts to belittle a person. Rubens are mostly bald Mexican. A ruben is a liar, thief, cheater, psychopath, stalker, brags about nothing. Envious of others and bisexual. He always talks about anal with other males, then says he's just joking.

Why are you stalking me? Don't be such a ruben.

by Ruben Reyna September 29, 2019

Ruben

Ruben means Fortnite. Fortnite=Virgin

Omg hes gonna be Ruben hes whole life

by Nicklasispervet July 22, 2018

ruben

Someone who is both preppy, emo, scene, skater, tomboy.
Usually a girl.
Sometimes called a poser, becuase of changes of way she acts to what she feels.
When a guy is ruben he usually is that because emo isnt good enough for me, or wants to impress some chick.
Rubeners love to be loud at home but quite at school/work.
They also create new terms for everything

Guy- Your such a poser
Guy 2- I just change with my feelings
Guy- What are you trying to say ur Ruben?

(not a good example)

by Jessa West December 28, 2005

Reuben Dimitrievic

A man of wisdom, Power and a rules of 300bc, where he led his men to freedom and imortality

by Dan Hill April 9, 2003

Ruben

see skank A $2.00 whore that attends rio mesa high school. He makes a living off prostituiton.

ruben=jeremy's bitch

by bob vila May 30, 2003

Ruben

Hispanic man that is very jealous and will betray you if he feels your completion , May even push you down a well and sell you to slAvery just so he can have all the attention from women .

Ruben never hangs out with African Americans because there dicks are huge and rubens is small .

by Hollow tip lipstick May 11, 2018