readinger

a horni bastard that loves to fuck friends, gets hard and horny off of ex girlfriends, and loves to do things in movie theaters

wow look at that sexy readinger!

by hottiegirl15 May 8, 2008

Risky Readinger

The ultimate sex move. It is a twelve step maneuver that becomes illegal after the 4th step, often referred to as the "Burnham Brownbag".

After the scale model of the Chrysler building got involved, I could no longer adventure towards the Risky Readinger.

by M.D. Murray D November 2, 2009

clingfilm retardant

When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.

Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?

Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.

Katherine: No, I'll do it.

...

2 hours later...

Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.

by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010

Mr. Reading

1. To throw a huge trantrum.
2. Something old, run down, decrepid.

1. "Mum chucked a total Mr. Reading this morning..."
2. "That car is so Mr. Reading."

by Terri-ann May 5, 2006

Reading, Massachusetts

The most boring, shit town in all of Massachusetts. An utter joke and complete fail of a suburb.

Dude from Wakefield: Duude I'm still stoked from that beast partayy, what did u do friday night?

Me: Weelll, I live in Reading, Massachusetts

Dude from Wakefield: Ohh SUX MAN

by phillipsgurrl June 29, 2010

recording

when fat pat masturbates

i can't come over because i am recording.

by Tig Bitties December 24, 2005

Reading in the Park

An entertaining pastime, where one goes to a park for an hour to an afternoon with a slightlty-significant other (a fwb works excellently) and keep up the facade of enjoying a good book in each other's company, but in fact taking most of your time to make out, etc.

Yeah mum, I was reading in the park with David, sorry I didn't call.

by FavFemAnon April 29, 2011