snail race

When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.

Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.

by All-American-Badass April 25, 2010

Crab races

A weekly sporting event hosted by local celebrity Kris Littler. Hermit crabs with numbers on their shell are picked by the bar patrons and given names, example: Crabracadabra, Iona Trailer, Amanda Beunder. The crabs are then put under a bowl in the center of a specially built crab racing table that is Peta approved. 10 qualifying races are held, each heat winner gets a prize and then all 10 winners have one final races for a grand prize.

Come to Trafik to see the Crab Races with Kris.

by C.C.R.A. Columbus Crab Racing April 29, 2010

green light race

The momment you pull up to a red light and the person next to you revs there engine and looks at you. Its a race when the light turns green. The races typically ends when...
-someone has died
-you see a cop
-your forced to slow down (raceing may resume at a later stop light)
-your car has blown the head gasket

"dude that guys just revved....hold on let me put on my seat belt"

"why are you putting your seat belt on?"

"you have to race him dude...its a green light race its not up to me..sorry.., its in the bible bro!"

by 2004Mustangsaleen June 27, 2007

racevan

pimped out dodge caravan year 1996+ thats built for speed

That racevan jus cut me off

by Alex ingemi August 31, 2006

race rappazzo

verb; to carry two 24 packs of water, one on each shoulder.

That guy carried the waters into the his house race rappazzo style.

by Bruce Stinger January 1, 2008

race fuck the city

Term coined by Larry to describe what happens when he gets angry.

Usage: "You won't like me when I'm angry. I'll race fuck the city." - Larry

by ActuallyLarry August 20, 2014

raceophilia

The root cause of racism begins in infancy through child abuse and the grooming process of #raceophilia.

This is a form of learned behaviour.

The 'philia' in this context is harmful (as in paedophilia). Both these PHILIAS share similar grooming methods.

The child groomed through #raceophilia is groomed to fear, humiliate, mock, hate, abuse or murder Black people.

After assessment, the team deemed this child had been abused through #raceophilia by a family member known to be a #raceophile.

by TBCoU June 30, 2020