I’m so mad! I bought some chocolate chip cookies at my daughters bake sale at school. When I got home, I tried one and they were raisins! I threw that fools chocolate, right in the trash!
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Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.
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Get the raisin tits mug.A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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A rhinestone raisin tried to pick me up at the bar last night.
The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.
My sister tried being a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.
The club is full of rhinestone raisins tonight.
My sister tried being a gold digger, but she ended up marrying a rhinestone raisin.
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