raisin dad

Someone who eats raisin bran religiously and is also a crack dad

Amber: look at Ayden over there he is such a Raisin Dad

by Rachel Schindel May 27, 2019

Raisin bran

One person throws up on another's butt and he poops a raisin textured poop on his chest.

She gave me a raisin bran last night.

by Thegamerblocky May 29, 2023

Chocolate raisins

When you put your balls in a woman's ass

I took that bitch on a date and then gave her some chocolate raisins!

by Bill Dicksons April 29, 2022

boneless raisins

A pussy that has not been fucked

I want to find a good boneless raisins around here.

by Jeffmooncricket August 7, 2017

raisin frankfurt

After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.

Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!

Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?

Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.

Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.

by bunnyboi November 22, 2016

raisining

1. (v) the hobo-utilitarian practice of drying soiled clothing, serving as the highest achievable means of sanitation/hygiene.

Charlie is busy raisining his trousers; but I'm sure he'd love to eat some toast scrapings with you, Mont.

by mb-L January 6, 2011

Bowl of Raisins

A joke used to trick/gaslight someone, usually among four friends, one who tells the nonsensical joke, two who were told to laugh at it, and one who is made fun of for not understanding the joke.

John was confused as his friends laughed, he didn't know the joke was a bowl of raisins.

by Vinkertron January 30, 2025