quarter brannen

A quarter boner/half chubb. When a male is excited, but not quite aroused.

"This girl was putting the moves on me, but after I noticed the bulge in her panties, it was nothing but quarter brannen.
"Person 1:So I was watchn this fat porno last night, shit was weird.
Person 2:Shit, you probably got a quarter brannen"
"I almost had sex with this chick last night, but I was 12 shots deep, so all I could muster was a quarter brannen."

Also see: chubb boner erection limp dick

by Wingo Dango February 22, 2014

Quarter Chord

Inserting the penis into an orifice until it reaches quarter length, the center of pressure. AKA "just the tip"

Example 1
"Bro that sloot could only handle quarter chord!"

Example 2
Bro 1: "Did you put it in her butt?"
Bro 2: "I only got to quarter chord before she passed out."

by Brube Almighty May 21, 2014

quartzine

Quartzine is beautiful, flawless, amazing and kind in every way. She respects her friends and loved ones. Any guy would want to be hers, and the guy that gets her never wants to let go. She is a family girl, always there for her friends, and always there to give her love to a boy. Any body in the world would be lucky to have such an angel.

Once you find a Quartzine, never let her go.

by Lisa_67 July 18, 2016

quarter doob

The most important part of a ganj twist. It's essentially the last 25% of the blunt that you didn't smog, due to any number of reasons. Quarter Doobs are best utilized before noon.

Mike: "Man I'm over work already today, and it's only 10:30."

Me: "I feel ya man, über over and we'll roast this quarter doob with the doges."

by $uhDood December 16, 2016

quarez

Quarez is the Coolest nigga on earth . He is quiet but he will hurt somebody if he get into a fight . He is the one with the most money out of all his friends but doesn't tell or show it .

Quarez needs to come pick me up .

by Quarez June 18, 2018

Quarterback contact

The one person in the group who puts in the effort to organise shit, text people individually, and round up the troops.

Quarterback contacts can be found orchestrating elaborate plays on WhatsApp and iMessage groups to trick the whole squad into getting together.

Every group needs one.

William knows exactly who to say is coming to each person in the group to get them to show up. He’s the admin of 4 group chats and is always on his phone. He is his group’s Quarterback Contact.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

Quartepoly

Contrary to popular believe that we live in a 2 party system (aka Duopoly), we’re in a 4 party system of control in the United States comprised of Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians and Green Party. Republicans are the bat shit crazy people that use any means necessary to win that people are terrified while the Democrats are purposefully inept while fighting them. Democrats first order of business is to make sure any real opposition are never nominated by the party through rigging and Election Fraud. Then disenfranchised voters try to find a viable alternative through Libertarians/Greens because both are antiwar & big on personal freedoms but differ drastically in economics. The problem is that both of them are purposely inept as well due to the Koch Brothers funding Libertarians while they and the Greens make sure no real opposition with enough name recognition is nominated. Libertarians/Greens also have circuses of conventions making people not see them as serious.

Disenfranchised Voter #1: We need to end the 2 party dictatorship

Disenfranchised Voter #2: And how are the Libertarians/Greens any better? We really need to abolish the Quartepoly.

Disenfranchised Voter #1: Huh 🤨

Disenfranchised Voter #2: Let me explain....

**4 Hours Later**

Disenfranchised Voter #1: I get it now! All political parties need to go away, George Washington was right, shame we didn’t listen to him.

by mburg33 September 9, 2020