porch puppy

A US deep south term for a baby alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Don't go poking around that porch puppy, y'hear? Momma's gotta be around here somewhere.

by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

Ain't No Puppy

A phrase, meaning that something is difficult, long, or tiresome.

If you decide to tear off and reshingle your entire roof by yourself... ain't no puppy.

by Ryan's_Bro February 19, 2010

Holding a puppy

When someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.

Sarah Palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.

Stephen Harper's blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? He's obviously holding one.

Why wasn't Kobe's wife literally holding a puppy at the 'i cheated didn't rape' press conference?

Eliot Spiltzer's wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.

Elin Nordegren refused to hold a puppy at Tiger Wood's press conference.

by SousedBergin June 4, 2010

Corn puppies

"Corn puppies" is slang for miniature corn dogs.

Hoodrat 1: Yo nigga i'm starving ! Hoodrat 2: Yea nigga lets go munch on some corn puppies !

by tyronenia January 14, 2008

Lost Puppy

A hopeless, affection-starved social retard who instantly falls in love with any female who acknowledges them.

Ever since I started sitting with Corey at lunch, he's been following me around like a lost puppy.

by dLoaf November 4, 2009

stud puppy

A younger guy that older ladies want (usually 10 years younger or less)

1) Mmmm... I so want John to be my stud puppy

2) That stupid moron Ashton Kutcher is Demi Moore's stud puppy. Her kids are practically as old as he is!

by Stud Puppy August 8, 2005

puppy love

Cute love between two people, usually not too serious. It is called puppy love because it is like the love you would show to your puppy, cute and sloppy.

"Casey and Ali are such a cute couple! It's like puppy love for those two, how they're always flirting and hugging!"

by AllisonWallison May 31, 2007