Puddles

(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.

Here cums Puddles!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

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Puddle of Pizza

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A YouTuber that hides thisngs from his fans due to the feel of sadness it will bring when they find out he lied.

Ex:Puddle of Pizza is a liar.
Ex:Puddle of Pizza is a hypocrite.

by SubToDavidland August 23, 2018

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Ass Puddles

The wet mark your butt leaves after sitting on concrete after a running workout. (CC or Track)

After standing after stretching from Cross Country, the team looked with amazement at the ass puddles they had left on the concrete.

by rileyrulez69 September 25, 2010

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To puddle: the art of successfully changing the topic or object of attention.

Note: It helps if the thing or event that you are puddling with is actually happening. Puddling is also easily confused with A.D.D. When really it is A.D.D.’s distant cousin… I.A.D.D. (Intentional Attention Deficit Disorder).

Synonymous with: to distract, to avoid, to elude, to escape, to evade

“Where were you last night Geoff?”
“Mom! The cat is caught in the garbage disposal!”

“So Gwen, how are things with ‘boy’?
“Wow, that amputee is doing really well in the Triathlon…”

by Full January 15, 2005

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Puddle Jumper

Nickname for any small car, but most usually applied to the AUSTIN SEVEN (built at Longbridge, Birmingham, England from 1922-1939). The butt of innumerable jokes and several popular songs of the 20s and 30s but brought affordable motoring to Britain and her Colonies until well into the 1960s. Many survive in use today (2010). At speed the little Austin can be skittish and literally jumps puddles.

"Ay up lad, tyre's lookin' bit bald on t' puddle jumper."

by austinero April 15, 2010

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