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Jonastastalastic Productions

A site created by Heather Renee Perdue. Obsessed Jonas Fan, who writes and talks to people on myspace. The link is myspace.com/gothghost665. Youtube channel is JBfan665 and Justin.TV Channel is niifuturewife1

or used as an exclamation when so excited or happy.
It's Jonastastalastic!
Jonastastalastic Productions writes on!
by JBfan665 October 9, 2008
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Produce

Shortened version of 'Reproduce' often used as a salutation to someone who has recently attempted or will very soon thereafter attempt reproduction with a female.
Shawn walked into the bar after his date, nodded his head confidently, and Mark the bartender exclaimed "Produce!" Shawn's balls had been drained.
by JonnieChimpo December 16, 2016
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product red

An attempt for pretentious people to advertise that they know and maybe care about the AIDS crisis in Africa.
"I bought this Product Red shirt and Product Red cell phone because 5 dollars will now be donated to helping....like, what was I talking about again?"
by bigtones December 26, 2008
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Productive Procrastination

Rationalizing your procrastination by doing something else productive.
Wil: "Have you finished that drawing for class yet?"
Amy: "No, I'm too busy doing the dishes."
Wil: "That's such productive procrastination and you know it."
by AKM178 February 22, 2011
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Productivastinating

(Verb) When you resort to doing chores or something productive besides what you should be doing. A productive procrastinating.

Background: I typically find myself doing laundry, the dishes, clipping my fingernails, and/or basically any chore or task that I wouldn't do any other time (like on a Saturday) other than the night before I have a project due or presentation to make.
I found myself productivastinating until 11pm the night before my midterm, but damn my apartment is spotless.
by Procrastination Pete March 9, 2010
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Piosulis

When you shit and the toilet water hits your ass and you just need to scream out in terror
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT PIOSULIS AGAIN!
by Darthbubbaaa March 1, 2018
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Procursive

When Asian people eat cats and fuck each other in the ass hole
Wow! that Procursive sure is a slug!
Procursive really likes it up the cocka doodle doo!
by masyem April 28, 2019
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